Streaking Takes Real Balls!

What is it in a human being that would encourage them to take off all their clothes and run around naked in front of a group ot complete strangers?

Answer: I don't give a rats ass. These are my heroes. Why are they my heroes? Because it takes a lot of 'balls' to take off all your clothes and run around a stadium packed with thousands of spectators in nothing but you 'Birthday Suit'. (aside: I wonder if Apache Rose knows why it is called a 'Birthday Suit?)

In recent years, streakers have been "thinking outside of the box" and hitting virgin streaking territories such as bowling championships, darts and Wimbledon.

I guess my inherent nature sways more to the exo-genous sense. A sense of Fuck society... and Fuck the rules!

The art of streaking has had its landmark figures. The 25-year-old Australian Michael OBrien, who was an accountant working in London, is widely credited with the first streak at a major sporting event. His unscripted appearance at and England versus France Rugby Union match at Twickenham in 1974 provided one of streaking's most bizaare occurences, and the rugby officer -- after catching O'brien -- used his hat to cover O'Briens kibbles n' Bits. I wonder what he did with his hat after that? I'd still wear mine, what the fuck. I have hat's that have been in worse places than... covering a man's cajones.

Rick Grieve, associate professor of psychology at the University of Michigan said, "I don't know the particular reason's why a man would run naked across a football field ... there are psychological disorders that would prompt someone to streak. .

Thanks a lot Professor Grieve. You have really helped us out on the streaking matter. Perhaps, some people like to run arond naked. Ever think of that Ass-Hat? People have been runing around naked in public since Adam and Eve; But ever since that business with the snake and the apple, most authorities get all indignant about it. The popular psychology is that such repression has led to the phenomenon of getting your 'cock' out at high profile events and cartwheeling about before the stewards or police tackle you.

I guess, if you don't mind being carried off a field, in front of 20,000 people, in the buff ....than buy all means, Streak. And if you have no problem with strange men in Firemen outfit's carrying you away as your cock-and-balls dangle freely in the night air. Go For It! As for me? I guess I just don't have the 'Balls' for it. Or maybe I do, I guess you'll just have to wait and see ;)