Friday, November 03, 2006

Mices!

Do Mice Fuck? Answer: Yes they fuck.

Look at the cute little mouse dick. Looks like a pencil eraser. Someone should invent 'mouse dick' pencil erasers.

These mice are really into it. "Hammer that shit!" This happens to be one of my favorite positions. Aren't they cute?

(Hey, look Beav. She has your nose).

I found this to be so cute that I thought I would become a mouse sex therapist. Teaching the male mouse that it's not all about you, and the importance of give-and-take reciprocity.

I know these aren't mice they are 'gerbils' (I think) same difference. Faggots. It's make-believe you assholes.

(Hey, look Beav. she has your nose.)

I am having no such luck with Walter. He is very selfish and self-centered... it's all about 'Him', and he doesn't care about anything accept Humping! Little bastard will 'Hump' anything. He even took the cheese when he was finished.

(Hey, look Beav. . .)

11 Comments:

Blogger Angry Ferret Jones said...

Oh man. I thought Cooter Punch was the shit for Girl-On-Girl Friday, but you topped them with your patented Rodent-On-Rodent Friday!

PS - that rat in the first picture is hung like a horse! Damn little fella, smoke that ass!!

Rodents are the best lovers!

November 03, 2006 6:23 PM  
Blogger cockninja said...

Rats, Hamsters, Gerbils, mice... Hey, listen whatever fits in my ass that has four legs and is Furry I call a mouse. NOW GET IN MY ASS YOU FUCKING MOUSE-FERRET!

November 03, 2006 7:03 PM  
Blogger cockninja said...

P.s. Apache: You seem to know your rodents pretty well. I'm impressed. And oh yeah, go fuck yourself Douchebag!

Big Hugs, <-- And you know what I mean by hug.

ninj.

November 03, 2006 7:08 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Is Walter a play on my name??

I DIDN'T THINK SO!


No I'm NOT back... yet

November 03, 2006 8:48 PM  
Blogger Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

Hey look Ninj, it has your dick...

Hmm...I never knew mice gave head. Safe to say mice are not of African descent...

November 03, 2006 9:02 PM  
Blogger Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

TWZZY!!! I MISS YOU SOOOO MUCH..What were you for Halloween....Nevermind, I'll just email you :)

November 03, 2006 10:12 PM  
Blogger Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

Ninj--btw, its mouses, you illeterate motherfucker!

November 03, 2006 10:51 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

I was on Apaches site posting. Blogger.com refused yet again to allow it. I wrote this:

Apache, NOW DO YOU SEE WHAT I'M ANGRY ABOUT. I JUST TYPED A THREE LINE RETORT TO YOUR ABOVE COMMENT.
I CLICK "LOGIN AND PUBLISH". MY COMMENT DISAPPEARS AND THIS FUCKING MESSAGE APPEARS:

"Error
We apologize for the inconvenience, but we are unable to process your request at this time. Our engineers have been notified of this problem and will work to resolve it."

It's almost two in the morning CST. I'm fucking tired. As soon as posted that comment (the one that disappeared), I was going to go to sleep. INSTEAD, I HAVE TO SPEND ANOTHER TEN MINUTES OF MY LIFE TYPING THIS RANT BECAUSE BLOGGER.COM IS A SHIT-HOLE. THE BEST PART OF BLOGGER.COM WENT DOWN IT'S MOTHERS LEG.
I'm going to copy & paste this comment before I send it. If it doesn't show up here, I'm going to post it on every blog our group associates with and mark my words, I will never, ever type another word on a Blogger.com site again.
THIS IS JUST RIDICULOUS BULLSHIT, THAT I CANNOT PUT UP WITH.

Okay, it DID NOT go through. That's it I'm officially done with Blogger.com period.
I'm not apologizing. Ninja, Beaver, everybody in our "family", see ya.
Ferret and Abby, you now have my undivided attention.

Call me a baby or a whiner, whatever, this has happen to me, too many times, too often.
That's it.

November 04, 2006 3:20 AM  
Blogger Angry Ferret Jones said...

Twizzzzzzzzzzzzzz, please come visit me. I miss you and your site@

November 04, 2006 10:04 PM  
Blogger Angry Ferret Jones said...

Ninja - You've just been kicked in the nuts!!

That is some funny shit!

November 04, 2006 10:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My question is, who asked if mice (rats, hamsters) fuck? Who cares that mice (rats, hamsters) fuck? They (mice, rats, hamsters) must fuck, since there are so many little mice (rats, hamsters), but hey, whatever works.

Spam, spam, spam...could I have a ratburger without so much Spam in it?

November 05, 2006 1:47 AM  

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